Knock Knock Jokes For Kids Read online

  Knock, Knock

  Jokes for Kids

  By

  Earl Edwards

  Copyright

  © 2013 by Earl Edwards

  All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior written permission of the publisher.

  Table of Contents

  Copyright Stuff

  Let's Get Started

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Walter.

  Walter who?

  Walter you doin today?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  T-Rex.

  T-Rex who?

  You mean there is a T-Rex at your door

  and you want to know his name?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Bark.

  Bark who?

  Barak Obama

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Ketchup.

  Ketchup who?

  Ketchup with you soon!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Ice cream soda.

  Ice cream soda who?

  Ice cream soda you can come open the door

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Adore.

  Adore who?

  Adore is between us! Open up!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Amos.

  Amos who?

  A mosquito bit me

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Anita.

  Anita who?

  Anita nother minute to think it over.

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Tank.

  Tank who?

  Tank you!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Courtney.

  Courtney who?

  Courtney thieves lately?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Lego.

  Lego who?

  Lego of me and I'll tell ya!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Owls.

  Owl who?

  Owl you doing today?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Alfred.

  Alfred who?

  Alfred you won't open the door!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there

  Kanga.

  Kanga who?

  No, kanga-roo!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Who.

  Who who?

  Is there an owl in here?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there!

  Bark!

  Bark who?

  Bark you car on the drive!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Beggar.

  Beggar who?

  It’s Beggar you don't know!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Bison.

  Bison who?

  Bison girl scout cookies!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Repeat.

  Repeat who?

  Who who who who who who

  Knock, knock.

  Who's There?

  Ashe.

  Ashe who?

  Bless you!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Nobel.

  Nobel who?

  No bell, that's why I knocked!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Leaf.

  Leaf who?

  Leaf me alone!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's There?

  Lettuce.

  Lettuce who?

  Lettuce in and you'll find out!

  Knock-knock

  Who's there?

  Aaron.

  Aaron who?

  Why Aaron you opening the door?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Hawaii.

  Hawaii who?

  I'm fine, Hawaii you?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Orange.

  Orange who?

  Orange you even going to open the door?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's There?

  Anita.

  Anita who?

  Anita to borrow a pencil.

  Knock, knock.

  Who's There?

  Woo.

  Woo who?

  Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

  Knock, knock.

  Who's There?

  Figs.

  Figs who?

  Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

  Knock-knock

  Who's there?

  Alice.

  Alice who?

  Alice fair in love and war.

  Knock, knock.

  Who's There?

  Annie.

  Annie Who?

  Annie time I knock on the door

  you never answer!

  Knock-knock

  Who's there?

  Yukon.

  Yukon who?

  Yukon say that again!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's There?

  Theodore.

  Theodore who?

  Theodore is stuck and it won't open!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Cash.

  Cash who?

  No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Doris.

  Doris who

  Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Banana.

  Banana who?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Banana.

  Banana who?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Banana.

  Banana who?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Orange.

  Orange who?

  Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Interrupting cow.

  Interrupt-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  (Say “moo” as soon as they start to reply)

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Honey bee.

  Honey bee who?

  Honey be a deer and get me a soda!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Madam.

  Madam who?

  Madam foot got caught in the door!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Me.

  Me who?

  No, seriously, it's just me.

  I am telling a Knock, knock. joke.

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Cows go.

  Cows go who?

  No, cows go moo!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Oink oink.

  Oink oink who?

  Make up your mind; are you a pig or an owl?!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Barbie.

  Barbie Who?

  Barbie Q Chicken!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Kiwi.

  Kiwi who?

  Kiwi go to the store?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Lettuce.

  Lettuce who?

 
; Let us in, we’re freezing!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Olive.

  Olive who?

  Olive right next door to you.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Turnip.

  Turnip who?

  Turnip the volume I like that song!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Ice cream

  Ice cream who?

  Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Orange.

  Orange who?

  Orange you going to answer the door?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Orange.

  Orange who?

  Orange you glad to see me?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Cow-go.

  Cow-go who?

  No, Cow go MOO!

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Police.

  Police who?

  Police (please) may I come in?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Water.

  Water who?

  Water you doing in my house?

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Goat.

  Goat who?

  Goat to the door and find out.

  Knock, knock.

  Who’s there?

  Beef.

  Beef who?

  Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Duane.

  Duane who?

  Duane the tub! I'm done with my bath.

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Abe Lincoln.

  Abe Lincoln who?

  Don't you know who Abe Lincoln is?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Handsome.

  Handsome who?

  Handsome cookies to me and I'll tell you

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Cow.

  Cow who?

  No! Cows go Moo!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Ach-hoo.

  Ach-hoo who?

  Bless you!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Cargo.

  Cargo who?

  No, a car goes beep beep!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Warrior.

  Warrior who?

  Warrior been all my life!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Police.

  Police who?

  Police! Open up!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Anna Mary.

  Anna Mary who?

  Anna Mary old sole was he!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Anita.

  Anita who?

  Anita get in this house

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Olive.

  Olive who?

  Olive you!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Lettuce.

  Lettuce who?

  Lettuce in it's cold outside!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  I Love.

  I Love who?

  I don't know, you tell me!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Who.

  Who who?

  I didn't know you were an owl!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Sherwood.

  Sherwood who?

  Sherwood like to come in!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Wa.

  Wa who?

  Boy you are really excited to see me!!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  I am.

  I am who?

  You don't know who you are?

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Owl.

  Owl who?

  That's right - owls who!

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  A little boy.

  A little boy who?

  A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

  Knock, knock.

  Who's there?

  Hutch.